sNApSHoT.

This picture summarizes my life-

every day.

And I must admit this is a relatively

good day.

Annie and Kate

just smoke me in my efforts to live

an organized life.

My weak attempts at domesticity and orderly living

are dashed by these two hooligans

who manage to destroy small and large spaces

within seconds.

For example-

Annie, our resident artist

creates masterpieces only to adorn every room in the house.

Her work has also been seen on toys, walls and Kate.

Poor Brock is known to say things like,
"Where did all my printer paper go?"

and

"Why are there crayons EVERYWHERE and

where do they keep coming from!"

Kate can empty a closet before you can say,

"KATE I JUST FOLDED THOSE!!!"

Too late-

every piece of clothing she owns is off hangers and out of drawers

only to be moved to a new location of her choice,

of course

her new location is

also known as the floor.

BUT

how stinkin' cute

is Tessa...

right in the middle of that mess.

ALMOST

makes it all better.

This is typical

for every room,

every day

throughout the entire house.

Oh...WHAT TO DO?
I should have majored in

"how to clean up after your children"

or

"living a happy life in a messy house"

or

"how to NOT

LOsE iT

while cleaning up

five bAJilLioN messes a day."

I realize this may sound kind of strange,

But

it would have been a

heck of a lot more useful

than

history teaching.

Don't ya think?